Photos

Hey so I'm doing a little photography course in my spare time. Here's just a little sample of some stuff I took photos of.

Tell me what you think and stuff.

You call that sleeping?

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LARGER VERSION (didnt realise blogger were such resizing naxis.

Pretty Interesting.

I'm now sleeping 'The siesta' mode.

Club owner 'Easton Byfield' assaults innocent man in his own club.

Sorry the video got removed so I took it down.

They found the guy who did it. lol.

Watching this video gives me a pretty horrible feeling.

Everyone should listen to Pixies.
I've only recently discovered them and can't stop listening to them. I'm actually rationing their albums cause something this good can't be good for you.

This is twisted fractued pop/rock sensibility at it's finest.
And errybody loves a bit of pop/rock.

So check out Pixies first two albums

Scott Pilgrim

Scott Pilgrim. Yeah I love it. By a little dude called Bryan Lee O' Malley.
I'm seriously recommending the crap outta these graphic novels.
I saw the movie first and pretty much thought it was the best film of 2010, that's impressive considering Cera is lead. I mean he hasn't been this awesome since Superbad or Arrested Development.
I'm a pretty on/off guy when it comes to the ole' comic books, I mean I dabbled in X-men in my younger years and I've read Watchmen. If maybe I wasn't such a poor bastard I'd be buying up Deadpool and Batman comics are over the show. I basically enjoyed the movie so much I thought it was time to splash out. At about £4.50 a volume I bought all 6 of the Scott Pilgrims.

If you've seen the movie, volumes 1-3 are basically the first half of the movie with some awesome scenes. They set the characters and story up and still pack a perfect combo of comedy and comic book smashy action that we all secretly love. It's really in vols 4-6 that movie left the graphic novels to end on a, compared to the novels, pretty drab note. I'm serious, these last 3 volumes are best described as 'some freaky shit' and the reader is left with a great sense of completion and conclusion but your head might hurt a little, in a good way.

No sequel needed. I wouldn't mind one.. but no it's great.

I'd be a little apprehensive recommending this to a more hardcore group of classic comic book fans, they'd probably rebuke it's status as a graphic novel. But it's fine because they're probably total douchebags. I enjoy the quick-paced change of scenes, it's flashy and I think it's how a comic book should read. If I ever had a problem with this series it would be the artwork. Sure it's quirky and cute but in the earlier novels a lack of consistency in characters and figure is too recognisable and did anyone else have a problem telling Ramona from Lisa? though that could have been the intention of O' Malley... eh?..On a contradictory note, here's what Joss fucking Whedon said about it,
"Scott Pilgrim is the best book ever. It is the chronicle of our time. With kung fu, so, yeah: perfect."
and I'd be inclined to agree with him.

More (shallow?) reasons to read these graphic novels
If you like unconventional comics, maybe you like Western and Eastern styles mixed.
If you like ye olde vidya games.
If you're gay, it's very sexually liberating for gay people, especially adolescence
If you don't like comic books at all, it's not a conventional comic book
If you're a hipster. It's pretty fucking hip.
If you're not a hipster or homosexual or like olde vidya games and just like to be ironic every once and a while.
If you like Toronto.
If you've had or are currently having problems with the potential girl of your dreams and she has a lot of baggage.
If you're in a band or like good music. O' Malley lists the music he listened to whilst writting each volume. Look the music up and listen while you read. Awesome. The whole idea for the character Scott Pilgrim came from a song titled, get this, 'Scott Pilgrim'. It's by Plumtree, check it out, it's awesome.

Also I'm moving to Toronto when I turn 23.
you mad?

Have some cool stuff too
This guy's blog. He's restyled some SP characters to a more western look.
joequinones.blogspot.com

Also make your very won Wallace Wells meme then force it all over the place
memegenerator
Here's one I prepared earlier.

Pulled Apart By Horses - Get Off My Ghost Train

Listen to some sweet ass Pulled Apart By Horses while you have a browse.

So we all remember the Epic Beard Man incident of February last year? No?

Well read up on it you jerk.

Here's the factual boring account

Wikipedia, bleh.

Here's the bastardised super fun happy time ED version

Encyclopedia Dramatica, yay.

Can you believe it? A week from now it'll be a year since that shit went down. I was there. Were you there? probably.

I'm essentially not a racist. But one thing about that video did completely transcended me. It wasn't the awesome pummelling blows of justice. Or the hilarity of the black bitch stealing the old dudes bag in the end. It wasn't even the guys t-shirt.

It was the saintly figure sat, nay, perched among it all. The internets lovingly dub

bed her 'Amberlamps'.

Giant headphones.

Ultra-fashionable violet leggings

That gaze.

I hope I get to meet her one day.

Have an amberlamp stencil. If you spray this anywhere in your town/city you'll automatically become the coolest kid ever.

The Dealio

Alright, cool.
So I was keeping a bunch of stuff saved up in my computer, just an assortment of crap gathered from the internets. Like funny stuff and awesome junk and all kinds of garbage. Then I thought screw this, I'll just make a blog and put new crap on it so I dont have to save it to my computer.
Then I thought, I'll share it with the world and people should love me. love me.